A John Mount - Walking into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky p

Walking into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop and not caring if they die from the smell.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'This is the best part of your day.'

I came over and left a dump so bad it got its own Instagram account.

I dropped a dump in their bathroom and walked out like I just won the lottery.