A John Mount

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When you stomp into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop in their bathroom and laugh like you're king of the world.

I came over to hang out and ended up being the toilet king.

I walked in and took a dump so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I dropped a bomb in the bathroom and left before they even knew I was there.

The worst kind of visit where you just drop a big smelly poop in their bathroom and walk out like you did them a favor.

I came over to chill, but I left a dump so bad it got a thank you note.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'See you later, loser.'

I left a dump so gross it made their toilet cry.

Walking into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop and not caring if they die from the smell.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'This is the best part of your day.'

I came over and left a dump so bad it got its own Instagram account.

I dropped a dump in their bathroom and walked out like I just won the lottery.