A John Mount - The worst kind of visit where you just drop a big smelly poo

The worst kind of visit where you just drop a big smelly poop in their bathroom and walk out like you did them a favor.

I came over to chill, but I left a dump so bad it got a thank you note.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'See you later, loser.'

I left a dump so gross it made their toilet cry.