A Jewish Paycheck - When you get so much money it looks like you just robbed a v

When you get so much money it looks like you just robbed a vending machine and it was confused.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and it was like my dad won the lottery and forgot to tell me.

My friend got a Jewish Paycheck and he used it to buy a new video game and now he’s addicted.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and I used it to buy snacks and now I’m just sitting here eating like it’s my job.