A Jewish Paycheck

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A pile of cash so big it looks like it was stolen from a bank vault and thrown in a kid’s backpack like it was nothing.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and it was like my mom finally stopped crying about my grades.
My brother got a Jewish Paycheck and it was enough to buy a pizza for the entire neighborhood.
I saw my uncle with a Jewish Paycheck and he looked like he just robbed Santa’s sack.
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When you get so much money it feels like the sky is falling and it’s all in your hands.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and I thought I was rich, but then I saw my cousin’s.
My mom got a Jewish Paycheck and she immediately bought a new couch and a new cat.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and I ate all of it like it was a bag of chips.
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A whole bunch of coins that make your pockets feel like they’re about to burst and your pants are mad at you.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and my pockets were so full I could barely walk.
My sister got a Jewish Paycheck and she tried to stuff it all in her sock and it came out of her shoe.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and I used it to buy candy and my teeth are now screaming at me.
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When you get so much money it looks like you just robbed a vending machine and it was confused.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and it was like my dad won the lottery and forgot to tell me.
My friend got a Jewish Paycheck and he used it to buy a new video game and now he’s addicted.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and I used it to buy snacks and now I’m just sitting here eating like it’s my job.
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A whole bunch of coins that make your wallet look like it’s having a party and your coins are the guests.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and my wallet is so full it’s probably going to throw a party.
My brother got a Jewish Paycheck and he tried to put it all in his wallet and now it’s like a clown car.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and now my wallet is bragging about how rich it is.
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A huge pile of coins that makes you look like a treasure hunter who just found a chest of gold and is now confused.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and I felt like I just won a treasure hunt and forgot to bring a map.
My mom got a Jewish Paycheck and she used it to buy a new purse and now it’s the most expensive purse in the whole world.
I got a Jewish Paycheck and now I’m just sitting there counting coins like it’s my life’s purpose.
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