A Jewish Paycheck - A whole bunch of coins that make your pockets feel like they

A whole bunch of coins that make your pockets feel like they’re about to burst and your pants are mad at you.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and my pockets were so full I could barely walk.

My sister got a Jewish Paycheck and she tried to stuff it all in her sock and it came out of her shoe.

I got a Jewish Paycheck and I used it to buy candy and my teeth are now screaming at me.