A Jew Move
When a Jew pulls a dirty trick that makes your insides feel like they're on fire. Like when they sell you a lemon and call it a Lamborghini.
He sold me a used couch for $500 and it collapsed the first time I sat on it.
She told me she'd pay me back in a week, then vanished like a fart in a hurricane.
He took my money and gave me a bag of rocks and called it a treasure map.