A Jew Move

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When a Jew pulls a dirty trick that makes your insides feel like they're on fire. Like when they sell you a lemon and call it a Lamborghini.
He sold me a used couch for $500 and it collapsed the first time I sat on it.
She told me she'd pay me back in a week, then vanished like a fart in a hurricane.
He took my money and gave me a bag of rocks and called it a treasure map.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cheap shot that hits you when you're not looking, like a punch to the gut while you're trying to breathe.
He tripped me when I was about to win the race.
She whispered the answer to the test right before it started.
He kicked my chair out from under me when I was about to sit down.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get ripped off like a used car salesman did to his grandma, but you didn't even know the guy was related to the devil.
He told me the phone was free, then charged me $200 for a cracked screen.
She said the pizza was a deal, but it was just a regular slice in a box.
He sold me a watch that stopped working after one day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A move so sneaky it makes you feel like you were cheated by a magician who also happens to be your ex.
He took my last dollar and said it was a loan.
She promised me a promotion, then gave me a job as her office cleaner.
He gave me a fake diploma and called me a genius.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you think you're winning, but then someone else comes out of nowhere and hits you like you're at a karate tournament and you forgot to bring your shoes.
I killed my opponent, but then a third guy popped out and killed me in 3 seconds.
I thought I was the last one standing, but then another guy showed up and killed me instantly.
I was about to win, but another player snuck up and killed me like I was a mosquito.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you kill someone in a game, but you're barely alive, and then someone else comes out of nowhere and ends you like you were a piece of cake.
I killed my opponent, but I was down to 1 health. Then a third guy came out of the bushes and killed me in 2 seconds.
I thought I had the last hit, but another guy snuck up and killed me like I was a bug.
I knocked out my enemy, then another person came from behind and killed me like I wasn't even there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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