A Jess
A Jess is someone who douses a sandwich in salt, pepper, and chili powder like it’s a war crime and still eats the whole thing like it’s a badge of honor.
Jess: "I just put 10 spoonfuls of seasoning on my sandwich. It tastes like a fire truck."
Jess: "I unscrewed the seasoning bottle. Then I kept eating. Then I started crying."
Jess: "My sandwich is now a disaster. But I’m still eating it. That’s just who I am."