A Jess
A Jess is a guy who’s so good-looking, smart, and laid-back that you might just fall in love with him, but you’ll probably get roasted if you even try.
Jess: "I don’t fight. I just win."
Jess: "You start an argument with me? I’ll make you look like a fool."
Jess: "If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. But if you’re not, I’ll probably make you look bad."