A Jacob - When you say you're gonna do something but then you're too l

When you say you're gonna do something but then you're too lazy to get out of bed and you're too stupid to realize you're being a piece of garbage.

I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I went to sleep.

I promised I'd go to the party. Then I watched Netflix. Then I fell asleep. Then I died.

You text me at 10 a. m. I text you back at 11 a. m. Then I text you again at 12 a. m. Then I say I'm gonna go to sleep. Then I don't.