A Jack Epstein
a dumbass trying to kill himself by leaping off his mom's balcony, but falling flat on his face and ending up crying in a gay bar with falon lewis, while bleeding like a stuck pig.
i tried to die but i just got a black eye and a crush on falon
leaping off the balcony was the worst idea ever, now i'm dating falon and i look like a raccoon
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken nose and a new boyfriend