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#suicide fail #gay bar disaster #broken nose

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a dumbass trying to kill himself by leaping off his mom's balcony, but falling flat on his face and ending up crying in a gay bar with falon lewis, while bleeding like a stuck pig.

i tried to die but i just got a black eye and a crush on falon

leaping off the balcony was the worst idea ever, now i'm dating falon and i look like a raccoon

i thought i was dead but i just got a broken nose and a new boyfriend

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when you try to jump off your mom's balcony to escape life, but you miss the leap and end up in a gay relationship with falon lewis, while your body looks like a war zone.

i tried to jump but i just fell and now i'm dating falon

i went from balcony to falon in one leap

i thought i was escaping life, but i just got a new boyfriend and a broken leg

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when you decide to die by jumping off your mom's balcony, but you fall in a gay way and end up with falon lewis, while your face looks like it got hit by a truck.

i jumped off the balcony and now i'm dating falon and i have a broken nose

i tried to die but i just got a new boyfriend and a black eye

i thought i was dead but i just got a broken leg and a crush on falon

by Slangipedia 16d ago