A Hudson
When something is so tight it's like you're trying to fit a whole damn pizza into a napkin, and you're cursing the universe for making you do it.
My jeans are so tight, I look like I was stuffed into a trash can.
I tried to park my car in the Hudson like it was a parking spot, and I failed.
My mom's spaghetti was so tight, it could've been a noose.