A Hudson

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When something is so tight it's like you're trying to fit a whole damn pizza into a napkin, and you're cursing the universe for making you do it.
My jeans are so tight, I look like I was stuffed into a trash can.
I tried to park my car in the Hudson like it was a parking spot, and I failed.
My mom's spaghetti was so tight, it could've been a noose.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of person who would throw you a birthday party if you were stuck in a prison cell, and still remember your favorite snack.
My buddy Hudson showed up at my jail cell with a bag of chips and a smile that could light up a dark room.
He’s like the best friend you never knew you needed, and he still remembers your favorite candy from second grade.
He’s the kind of person who would cry with you when your dog died, and then bring you a new one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you text so fast you accidentally spell 'fart' as 'fart' and even your phone can't save you from the embarrassment.
I texted 'I luv u' and it came out as 'I lu u' and my crush saw it.
I tried to write 'I'm going to the mall' and it turned into 'I'm going to the mall' but I didn't know what 'moll' was.
I tried to say 'I'm hungry' and it came out as 'I'm hunry' and my mom called me a 'hun'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of person who would break down crying if you dropped your ice cream, and then also cry if you were happy.
My friend Hudson cried when I spilled my ice cream, and then cried again when I got a new one.
He cried when I got a good grade, and then cried again when I got a bad one.
He cried when I told him my dog died, and then cried again when I told him my dog came back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of guy who could make a girl fall in love with him just by smiling, and still manage to get straight A’s.
My crush saw me in the hallway and smiled, and I got a straight A on my math test the next day.
He’s got a six-pack, blue eyes, and a brain that could solve a math problem in seconds.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a girl cry from happiness and still get a perfect score on a test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of guy who is so cool, he could be a superhero, but he also has the brain of a genius and the genes of a famous explorer.
My cousin Hudson is the kind of guy who could beat up a superhero and still pass his math test.
He’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a superhero.
He’s like a mix between Batman and Christopher Columbus.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of guy who could make you laugh until you cried, and then also cry when you were sad, and he still managed to get straight A’s and a six-pack.
Hudson laughed so hard when I told him my crush had a crush on me, and then cried when I said my crush broke up with me.
He’s got a six-pack, straight A’s, and a heart of gold.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a girl laugh until she cried, and then cry when she was sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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