A Hot Slushy
A hot slushy is when your poop is like liquid gold, but it also has the texture of a broken toaster. It’s like your insides are melting and screaming at the same time.
I ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips at 2 a. m. My toilet looked like a war zone.
My dog ate my homework and now my poop is a hot slushy.
I drank three energy drinks and now my guts are on fire.