A Hot Slushy

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A hot slushy is when your poop is like liquid gold, but it also has the texture of a broken toaster. It’s like your insides are melting and screaming at the same time.

I ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips at 2 a. m. My toilet looked like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework and now my poop is a hot slushy.

I drank three energy drinks and now my guts are on fire.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A hot slushy is when you sneak into someone’s house like a thief and flood their kitchen with your business. You leave so much mess, they might need a mop and a prayer.

I broke into my neighbor’s house and used their coffee cups as my own toilet.

I stayed up all night playing video games and then used every cup in their house as my own.

I came in through the window and left a trail of poop from the kitchen to the living room.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago