A Hostage Situation
When you eat shrimp cocktail that's been sitting under a heat lamp for three hours, drink enough beer to knock out a horse, and then you both end up in the bathroom and lock your wife in there with you because she's been ignoring you and you're both too drunk to care.
My uncle locked his wife in the bathroom with him after he ate bad shrimp and drank six beers.
My cousin's date ended with both of them throwing up in the bathroom and locking her in with them.
My friend's dad got so drunk he locked his wife in the bathroom with him and forgot about it for three days.