A Homelander
When you jack off next to your partner on the floor, and you don’t even look at them, then you pass out like you’re dead.
'He came on the carpet and didn’t even blink, then passed out like he was hit by a truck.'
'She was crying, and he just jacked off next to her and fell asleep like a baby.'
'That guy’s got more self-respect than a man who jacks off in public.'