A Hitchhiker
A hitchhiker is a guy who shoves his thumb so far up a woman’s butt that it looks like he’s trying to get a free ride from the inside of her colon.
My cousin got arrested for hitchhiking with a cop. He said he didn’t know it was a cop until he got a ticket.
My neighbor tried to hitchhike with a truck. The truck driver thought he was a lost sock.
I saw a guy hitchhike with a donkey. The donkey didn’t want to go.