A Hitchhiker

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A hitchhiker is a guy who shoves his thumb so far up a woman’s butt that it looks like he’s trying to get a free ride from the inside of her colon.
My cousin got arrested for hitchhiking with a cop. He said he didn’t know it was a cop until he got a ticket.
My neighbor tried to hitchhike with a truck. The truck driver thought he was a lost sock.
I saw a guy hitchhike with a donkey. The donkey didn’t want to go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is a person who stands by the road like a sad beggar, waiting for a stranger to save them from their own stupidity.
My friend hitchhiked with a guy who had a goat in the back of his van. The goat ate his sandwich.
I once hitchhiked with a man who said he was the ghost of a pizza.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a guy who drove a flamingo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is someone who stands on the road, thumb up, hoping someone will pick them up and take them somewhere, even if it's just to the edge of the world.
I hitchhiked with a guy who said he was a time traveler. He was late for his own time.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a robot. It was very polite.
My sister hitchhiked with a man who had a pet raccoon. The raccoon stole her lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is a space traveler who doesn’t have a spaceship. They ride with other people’s cars and hope no one kills them.
Arthur Dent is a hitchhiker who got stuck on Earth after a planet was destroyed. He didn’t like it much.
Ford Prefect is a hitchhiker who travels the universe with a towel. He knows where it is.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is not a hitchhiker because he has a stolen spaceship. He’s just a thief.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is someone who knows where their towel is, which makes them the most important person in the universe.
Tricia McMillan is a froody hitchhiker who knows where her towel is. She’s very together.
Arthur Dent is a froody hitchhiker who knows where his towel is. He’s not very together, but he knows where his towel is.
A froody hitchhiker once got a free ride just because he had a towel in his pocket.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is a person who asks strangers for rides, even if they’re just going to the corner store.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a guy who only drove 10 feet. He said it was a shortcut.
I once hitchhiked with a man who said he was going to the moon. He got out halfway.
A hitchhiker once got a free ride from a ghost. The ghost said it was a bad day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A hitchhiker is someone who stands on the road with their thumb up, like a mad person, waiting for a car to save them from their own life.
I once saw a hitchhiker who was wearing a hat made of pizza boxes. He looked like a lunatic.
A hitchhiker once got a ride from a guy who had a pet chicken in the back of his car.
A hitchhiker once got picked up by a woman who turned out to be a witch. She said he was cursed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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