A Hideo Kojima Game - A Hideo Kojima Game is when you play a game, but it’s mostly

A Hideo Kojima Game is when you play a game, but it’s mostly just a bunch of people talking for hours while you sit there and hope it ends.

I killed a robot and then watched a 5-minute conversation. What's the point?

The game took 10 minutes to get to the first action. I was about to quit.

I played for 15 minutes and watched 10 minutes of cutscenes. This is a disaster.