A Hideo Kojima Game

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A Hideo Kojima Game is when a director with too much time and too little sense stuffs his game with cutscenes that make you want to scream and rip your own eyes out.

I watched 20 minutes of cutscenes and only played for 2 minutes. This game is a nightmare.

The game started with a 10-minute intro. I fell asleep and woke up to a 5-minute monologue.

I killed a guy and then watched a 3-minute flashback. Why? Why? WHY?!

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hideo Kojima Game is like being forced to watch a movie while playing a game that forgot how to be fun.

I was fighting robots and then got interrupted by a 7-minute speech. What even is this?!

I just wanted to sneak around. Instead, I got a 4-minute flashback about someone's feelings.

The game gave me a 6-minute scene before the first boss. I was ready to cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hideo Kojima Game is when you play a game, but it’s mostly just a bunch of people talking for hours while you sit there and hope it ends.

I killed a robot and then watched a 5-minute conversation. What's the point?

The game took 10 minutes to get to the first action. I was about to quit.

I played for 15 minutes and watched 10 minutes of cutscenes. This is a disaster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago