A hero has arisen
A hero has arisen when someone in traffic decides they’re a superhero and zooms in front of you like they’re saving the world. You yell, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a jerk with a car.'
That guy zoomed in front of me like he was Batman. I yelled, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a jerk with a car.'
My brother tried to be a hero by zooming in front of traffic. He got stuck behind a delivery truck.
I had to brake so hard for a hero that I almost got a cramp. And a ticket.
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