A hero has arisen

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A hero has arisen when someone in traffic suddenly decides they’re a race car driver and zooms into the open lane like they’ve been waiting their whole life for this moment. You slam on your brakes and yell, 'You ain’t no hero, you’re a meatball with a steering wheel.'

I saw a guy cut in front of me and almost got hit by a bus. I screamed, 'You're not a hero, you're a meatball!'

My cousin tried to be a hero by cutting in front of five cars. He got stuck behind a dump truck.

I had to brake so hard for a hero that I almost lost my coffee. And my dignity.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A hero has arisen when someone in traffic thinks they’re special and swerves into your lane like it’s a fashion show. You yell, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a hot mess with a license.'

That guy swerved into my lane like he was doing a TikTok. I said, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a hot mess.'

My sister tried to be a hero by swerving into traffic. She got stuck behind a slowpoke van.

I had to swerve to avoid a hero, and I almost hit a mailbox. And my feelings.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A hero has arisen when someone in traffic decides they’re a superhero and zooms in front of you like they’re saving the world. You yell, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a jerk with a car.'

That guy zoomed in front of me like he was Batman. I yelled, 'You’re not a hero, you’re a jerk with a car.'

My brother tried to be a hero by zooming in front of traffic. He got stuck behind a delivery truck.

I had to brake so hard for a hero that I almost got a cramp. And a ticket.

by Slangipedia 16d ago