A Hendy
When your friend forgets your birthday so bad they probably forgot they were born. They don’t even send you a text. They just forget you exist.
My best friend pulled a Hendy on me. I called him. He said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your best friend.' He said, 'Oh, I forgot you were born.'
My sister pulled a Hendy on me. I texted her, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your sister.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I was born.'
My mom pulled a Hendy on me. I said, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your kid.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I had a kid.'