A Hendy

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A person who drinks so much vodka they think they’re invincible, even though they’re probably going to end up dead in a ditch.

Just saw a Hendy at the gas station. He tried to high-five a cop. Cop said, 'You’re not getting a ticket. You’re getting a funeral.'

My cousin is a Hendy. He drank so much vodka he forgot his own name. Now he goes by 'Vodka' and 'Forget Me.'

My mom says I’m a Hendy in training. I’ve already passed out twice in the kitchen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy from Torquay who’s so trash he’s the last drink in the bottle. If you’re a Hendy, you’re the reason the bar got a new sink.

My uncle went to Torquay. He says he met a Hendy who tried to flirt with a bartender. The bartender threw him out. He came back with a mop.

My friend’s cousin is a Hendy. He got kicked out of 3 bars in one night. He said, 'I’m not a Hendy. I’m a bar destroyer.'

My teacher said I’m a Hendy. I said, 'No, I’m a bar destroyer.' She said, 'Same thing.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A French guy who’s really sus, but he’s got that dark skin and knows how to make your girl laugh until her ass wiggles. He’s like Pop Smoke but with a better fashion sense.

My crush is a Hendy. He made my girl laugh so hard she spilled her soda. Now she’s stuck with a soda stain and a laugh.

I saw a Hendy in the mall. He asked my girl out. She said, 'No. But I’ll be your friend.'

My brother says he wants to be a Hendy. He’s learning French and wearing suits. I don’t know what he’s thinking.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When your friend forgets your birthday so bad they probably forgot they were born. They don’t even send you a text. They just forget you exist.

My best friend pulled a Hendy on me. I called him. He said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your best friend.' He said, 'Oh, I forgot you were born.'

My sister pulled a Hendy on me. I texted her, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your sister.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I was born.'

My mom pulled a Hendy on me. I said, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your kid.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I had a kid.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who gets 100s so easy it’s like they’re cheating. They’re not just smart. They’re like a genius in a classroom. They probably got a 100 on their sleep.

My friend got a 100 on his math test. He said he didn’t even study. I said, 'You must be a Hendy.' He said, 'No, I’m just good.'

I’m a Hendy. I got a 100 on my science test. I didn’t even look at the questions. I just said, 'I know this stuff.'

My teacher said I was a Hendy. I said, 'No, I’m just a genius.' She said, 'Same thing.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who’s so in love with an Egirl he would leave his homies, pretend to be sad, and act like he’s dying just to be with her. He’s not even funny.

My brother is a Hendy. He left his homies to be with an Egirl. He said, 'I’m not sad. I’m just in love.'

My friend is a Hendy. He pretended to be lonely just to get an Egirl to text him. She said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re trash.'

I saw a Hendy in the park. He was sitting by himself, crying. I said, 'Why are you crying?' He said, 'I’m lonely.' I said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re just trash.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you do something gross in public, like have sex or just do something embarrassing in front of a bunch of people. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone hate you.

I saw a Hendy in the mall. He was making out with a girl in front of the food court. The food court guy said, 'That’s not food. That’s gross.'

My friend did a Hendy in the park. He had sex with a girl on a bench. The bench guy said, 'That’s not a bench. That’s a crime scene.'

I did a Hendy in the school hallway. I had a crush on a girl and made out with her. The teacher said, 'That’s not a hallway. That’s a love scene.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago