My brother is a Hendy. He left his homies to be with an Egirl. He said, 'I’m not sad. I’m just in love.'

My friend is a Hendy. He pretended to be lonely just to get an Egirl to text him. She said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re trash.'

I saw a Hendy in the park. He was sitting by himself, crying. I said, 'Why are you crying?' He said, 'I’m lonely.' I said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re just trash.'