A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's hot, funny, and smart but she doesn't realize it. She'll laugh at your jokes and then make you cry with her own. She’s got a temper, but it's only when you’re being a total jackass.
Hayley: 'I didn’t say anything.' (She told your crush you had a face like a sad potato.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your teacher think you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words.' (She drew a mustache on your face.)