A Hayley

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A Hayley is a girl who has more enemies than friends. She talks shit behind your back and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's got a face like a slapped potato and a brain like a fried egg.

Hayley: 'I didn't say anything.' (She texted everyone about you crying in the bathroom.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being nice.' (She stole your lunch and told your crush you were a psycho.)

Hayley: 'I'm not mad.' (She's been making fun of you for two weeks.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who's got a laugh that could make a statue giggle. She's a bit of a dork but she's also a total beast when she's mad. She'll help you out even if you've been a total pain.

Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words carefully.' (She threw your math test in the trash.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being honest.' (She said your haircut looked like a raccoon had attacked you.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who's hot, funny, and smart but she doesn't realize it. She'll laugh at your jokes and then make you cry with her own. She’s got a temper, but it's only when you’re being a total jackass.

Hayley: 'I didn’t say anything.' (She told your crush you had a face like a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your teacher think you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words.' (She drew a mustache on your face.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who's got a voice like an angel and a heart like a saint. She's loyal, creative, and will drop everything to help you out. But don’t mess with her, because she’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry.

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your crush you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She sent your teacher a picture of you eating a cheeseburger at 3 AM.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She told your mom you were a troublemaker.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who makes your day better just by being there. She’s got a smile that can light up a room and a heart that’s too big for her own body. She’s the kind of girl who’ll save you from your own stupidity.

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a total mess.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who’s so beautiful she could make a rock jealous. She’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a heart that could beat the whole world. She’ll take your side even if you’ve been a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn't being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hayley is a girl who’s got a brain like a genius, a laugh like a monster, and a heart like a hero. She’ll help you when you need it and will make you cry when you don’t. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your life better even if you’re a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn’t being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago