A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who’s so beautiful she could make a rock jealous. She’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a heart that could beat the whole world. She’ll take your side even if you’ve been a total pain.
Hayley: 'I wasn't being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a sad potato.)
Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)