a guy
Guys is a game that happens when two people get into a stupid argument about whether they’re a guy or not. It’s like a battle of the sexes, but both sides are just too dumb to know it.
‘Guys!’ he yelled. ‘You’re not a guy, you’re a girl in a man’s body.’
‘Not guys,’ she said. ‘You’re not even a guy. You’re a guy who thinks he’s a guy.’
They were screaming ‘Guys!’ at each other for 20 minutes straight.