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A guy is a man who loves sports, hanging out with his buddies, and being loud enough to wake the neighbors. He’s the kind of guy who would rather argue about the best pizza toppings than actually eat pizza.
Bro, I swear if you don’t shut up about the game, I’m gonna punch you.
Why are we still at the bar? We’ve been here for 6 hours and we haven’t even ordered yet.
He tried to explain the rules of golf. I walked out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy is the kind of man who acts like he’s got it all together, but everyone knows he’s just trying not to get called out for his dumb decisions.
He said he could fix the car. Now it won’t start, and he’s got a beer in one hand and a wrench in the other.
He’s got a degree in business, but he still can’t balance his checkbook.
He told me he knew how to cook. I’ve never seen a burnt steak that bad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Guys is a game that happens when two people get into a stupid argument about whether they’re a guy or not. It’s like a battle of the sexes, but both sides are just too dumb to know it.
‘Guys!’ he yelled. ‘You’re not a guy, you’re a girl in a man’s body.’
‘Not guys,’ she said. ‘You’re not even a guy. You’re a guy who thinks he’s a guy.’
They were screaming ‘Guys!’ at each other for 20 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Guy on guy is when two guys get so turned on they do a full-on makeout session, then spend the next hour wanking each other until they all come. Some of them even go as far as to 69 and rim each other’s butts.
I walked in on them 69ing in the middle of my living room.
They were wanking each other like they were in a porn movie.
I swear they had butt sex in my mom’s car.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy greeting is when a Lebanese guy shows up unannounced and starts giving you a tour of your apartment, then forces you to drink 7-Up until you’re sick.
He showed up at my apartment at 2 AM and said, ‘Hey guy! Let me show you my apartment.’
He drank 7-Up like it was water and then asked me to join him.
He said my apartment was ‘cool,’ but I don’t think he even saw the couch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Guy Guy is a man who thinks he’s cool because he wears flowered board shorts and spends his summer walking around the beach looking for girls he doesn’t know.
He was wearing a puka shell necklace and a visor backwards at the beach.
He walked around the shore line like he was on a mission.
He tried to talk to a girl and said, ‘You’re cute. I like you.’ She said, ‘You’re a Guy Guy.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy is the kind of person who keeps doing something stupid, and everyone just lets them because they’re too lazy to stop them.
He kept talking about how he’s gonna fix everything. No one said a word.
He was doing the worst possible thing, and no one even looked up from their phone.
He was acting like a total idiot, and no one even laughed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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