a guy
A guy greeting is when a Lebanese guy shows up unannounced and starts giving you a tour of your apartment, then forces you to drink 7-Up until you’re sick.
He showed up at my apartment at 2 AM and said, ‘Hey guy! Let me show you my apartment.’
He drank 7-Up like it was water and then asked me to join him.
He said my apartment was ‘cool,’ but I don’t think he even saw the couch.