A groomer grooming
A groomer grooming is like a dog that licks your face and then bites your leg.
My friend’s mom said I was rude, but she’s the one who yells at her kids and never says anything nice.
My brother’s friend said I was a slouch, but he’s the one who never shows up to practice and always forgets his gear.
My neighbor’s kid said I was a troublemaker, but he’s the one who fights with his brother and never stops talking.
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