A groomer grooming - A groomer grooming is like a teacher who gives you a failing

A groomer grooming is like a teacher who gives you a failing grade and then calls your mom to say you’re a failure.

My stepmom said I was a troublemaker, but she’s the one who started fights and never takes responsibility.

My uncle said I was a disappointment, but he’s the one who left the family and never came back.

My grandma said I was a bad kid, but she’s the one who gave me candy and let me stay up late on weekends.