a gordon minute
A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds. It’s when Gordon yells at you like you’re on fire and expects your food to be ready before you finish blinking.
I asked for 5 minutes to finish my burger. He screamed, 'You’ve got a Gordon Minute!' and threw my plate at me.
She said she’d be back in 2 minutes. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute! I’m gonna die waiting!'
He told me to clean up in 1 minute. I finished in 30 seconds. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute! You’re a god!'