a gordon minute

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A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds. It’s when Gordon yells at you like you’re on fire and expects your food to be ready before you finish blinking.

I asked for 5 minutes to finish my burger. He screamed, 'You’ve got a Gordon Minute!' and threw my plate at me.

She said she’d be back in 2 minutes. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute! I’m gonna die waiting!'

He told me to clean up in 1 minute. I finished in 30 seconds. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute! You’re a god!'

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds. It’s like being stuck in a microwave that’s broken and you’re screaming at it to stop.

He told me to be ready in 1 minute. I was ready in 10 seconds. He screamed, 'You just gave me a Gordon Minute! I’m gonna cry!'

She told me to grab the coffee in 2 minutes. I grabbed it in 10 seconds. She said, 'You just gave me a Gordon Minute. I’m gonna murder you.'

He told me to cook the eggs in 3 minutes. I cooked them in 10 seconds. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute. You’re a monster.'

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds. It’s when Gordon yells so loud you think your ears are gonna pop and you’re still not done with your job.

He yelled, 'You have a Gordon Minute! Do it now or I’ll eat your face!' I didn’t even know what I was supposed to do.

She said, 'You’ve got a Gordon Minute! Make it perfect or I’ll throw you out the window!' I made it perfect. She threw me out the window.

He screamed, 'You’ve got a Gordon Minute! Do it or I’ll call your mom!' I did it. He called my mom. She cried.