A Gooner Goatee - You wake up with a face full of stink and a mouth full of me

You wake up with a face full of stink and a mouth full of mess because some fat prick decided to use your face as a toilet.

I woke up with a goatee and a headache. Turns out, Charlie Follon uses my face as a snack bar.

After the goatee, I looked like a sad raccoon who got hit by a truck.

I had to brush my teeth with a mop after that gooner goatee.