A Gooner Goatee - You get a goatee because you were used as a sponge and a toi

You get a goatee because you were used as a sponge and a toilet by some guy who smells like a dead fish.

I got a goatee and a face full of dead fish. I think I’m going to die.

Charlie Follon used my face like a sponge. I had to clean it with a hose.

I got a goatee and now I smell like a gym sock that’s been left in the sun.