A Google - What old people say when they don't understand the internet,

What old people say when they don't understand the internet, like it's some kind of magic that only happens on TV.

My grandpa said, 'What is this Google thing? Is it a new kind of TV?'

My aunt said, 'I thought the internet was just a big computer in the sky.'

My grandma said, 'I don't know what Google is, but I like it.'