A Google

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A brainy know-it-all who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they probably got their vocabulary from a dictionary and a trash can.

@SmartGuy123: I know 127 synonyms for 'smart' and I'm not even done yet.

My cousin thinks he's a Google because he knows the difference between 'affect' and 'effect', which are both stupid words.

My teacher called me a Google because I used the word 'serendipity' in a sentence. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you go to GOOGLE. com and type in 'google' like you're trying to summon a demon and hope it doesn't eat your soul.

Bro, I just did a Google and my computer started crying.

I Googled 'google' and now my phone is haunted.

I did a Google and my internet connection ran away.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're too dumb to remember where you are and just keep typing 'google' into Google like it's a game show and you're the worst contestant.

I did Google 50 times because I thought I was on Facebook.

My friend typed 'google' into Google 47 times and now he can't remember his own name.

I was on Google and forgot where I was so I just typed 'google' 69 times.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The one thing you should never do, unless you want your life to become a meme and your brain to turn to mush.

Google is the worst thing ever and I will never do it again.

My mom said I should never Google again because it's the worst.

Google is the devil and I saw it in the mirror.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

What old people say when they don't understand the internet, like it's some kind of magic that only happens on TV.

My grandpa said, 'What is this Google thing? Is it a new kind of TV?'

My aunt said, 'I thought the internet was just a big computer in the sky.'

My grandma said, 'I don't know what Google is, but I like it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

How Google takes YouTube and makes it even worse, like it's trying to ruin everything just for fun.

Google ruined YouTube and now I can't comment on anything.

I tried to comment on a video and Google made it impossible.

Google is the reason YouTube is broken and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

That website that won't let you log in without making you click 100 buttons, like it's trying to kill you with a keyboard.

I tried to make an account on Google and it took me 3 hours.

I clicked 27 buttons to make an account on Google and I'm still not done.

Google is the worst at making accounts and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago