A good father
A good father is a trick ass cop who breaks up parties and makes citizen arrests. He’s the kind of guy who shows up at your house like he’s got a badge and a grudge.
My dad broke up a party and arrested the kid who spilled vbuk on the floor. He was like, ‘This is a crime scene.’
My dad showed up at the party like he had a badge and a grudge. He arrested the DJ for playing too much vbuk.
My dad broke up a party and made a citizen arrest on my friend for not wearing a hat. He was like, ‘This is a crime of style.’