A good father

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A good father legally changes his name to astley and names his son rick. He also gives his son a ton of vbuk and doritos like he’s trying to bribe him into not telling anyone he’s a bad dad.
My dad changed his name to Astley and named me Rick. He also gave me enough vbuk to feed a small army.
Dad changed his name to Astley and named me Rick. He also gave me a bag of doritos the size of a small child.
My dad changed his name to Astley, named me Rick, and gave me vbuk like he was trying to buy my silence.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good father is a guy who doesn’t get crunk. He skips the big game to pick up his daughter. He thinks high school parties are for losers and believes strongly in morality, like it’s a law.
My dad didn’t get crunk. He missed the game to pick me up. He thinks parties are for people who can’t handle the heat.
My dad skipped the game to pick me up. He didn’t get crunk and thinks parties are for people who don’t have a brain.
My dad didn’t get crunk. He missed the game to pick me up. He thinks parties are for people who don’t know how to act.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good father is a trick ass cop who breaks up parties and makes citizen arrests. He’s the kind of guy who shows up at your house like he’s got a badge and a grudge.
My dad broke up a party and arrested the kid who spilled vbuk on the floor. He was like, ‘This is a crime scene.’
My dad showed up at the party like he had a badge and a grudge. He arrested the DJ for playing too much vbuk.
My dad broke up a party and made a citizen arrest on my friend for not wearing a hat. He was like, ‘This is a crime of style.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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