A good dad - A good dad is a dad who gives you garbage and thinks it's a

A good dad is a dad who gives you garbage and thinks it's a big deal and then disappears like he's never going to come back

My dad gave me a pizza for my birthday and then left before I could eat it

My dad gave me a toy that didn't work and said 'I got you a toy' and then went to watch YouTube

My dad gave me a bag of chips for my birthday and then left before I could open it