A good dad

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A good dad is a man who actually follows through on promises and doesn't ghost his kids when they need him the most
My dad said he'd take me to the game if I got an A, so I got an A and he said 'I'll take you to the game' and then never showed up
My dad promised me a new Xbox if I cleaned my room, so I cleaned my room and he said 'I'll get you a new Xbox' and then bought me a candy bar
My dad said he'd help me with my homework, so I did my homework and he said 'I'll help you with your homework' and then watched TikTok for two hours
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A good dad is a dad who doesn't take the easy way out and actually gives a damn about his kids
My dad calls me a 'good dad' even though he never shows up to my soccer games
My dad is a good dad who still buys me candy bars even though he doesn't know how to do long division
My dad is a good dad who still calls me 'buddy' even though he doesn't know where I live
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A good dad is someone who lets you butter him up just so he can laugh at your dumb jokes and pretend he's not being used
My dad said 'good one, dad' after I told him a joke about aliens and he laughed so hard he fell off the couch
My dad said 'good one, dad' after I told him a joke about his bald head and he said 'I'm not bald, I'm just shining' and then took a picture of himself in the mirror
My dad said 'good one, dad' after I told him a joke about his job and he said 'I'm not fired, I'm just taking a break' and then took a nap
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A good dad is a dad who gives you garbage and thinks it's a big deal and then disappears like he's never going to come back
My dad gave me a pizza for my birthday and then left before I could eat it
My dad gave me a toy that didn't work and said 'I got you a toy' and then went to watch YouTube
My dad gave me a bag of chips for my birthday and then left before I could open it
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A good dad is definitely not Thanos because Thanos is a bad dad and he snapped people to death
My dad is not Thanos because Thanos snapped people to death and my dad just snapped at me
My dad is not Thanos because Thanos is a bad dad and my dad is a good dad
My dad is not Thanos because Thanos is a bad dad and my dad is definitely not Thanos
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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