A Ghetto Wilson
You ate a Hotpocket so old it was a legend, and you reheated it with a fork like you were trying to resurrect it. It was soggy and you looked like a failure.
That Hotpocket was a legend. I reheated it with a fork. I’m now a part-time legend too.
I ate that Hotpocket with a fork like it was a holy relic. It was soggy. I’m now a part-time holy man.
That Hotpocket was so old it had a biography. I ate it with a fork. I’m now a part-time author.