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You ate a Hotpocket that was so old it had a life of its own, and you reheated it with a fork like it was your last meal. You're so lazy you’d eat a soggy Hotpocket if it yelled at you.

I ate that Hotpocket so long it was a fossil. And I used a fork. I’m a fossil too.

I reheated that thing like it was a crime. And I used a fork. I’m a criminal.

That Hotpocket was older than my uncle. I ate it with a fork. I’m now my uncle’s cousin.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You took a stale Hotpocket, reheated it like it was a bad decision, and ate it with a fork because you’re too tired to use your hands. It was soggy, and you didn’t care.

I reheated that Hotpocket like it was a failed relationship. And I used a fork. I’m just sad.

I ate that Hotpocket with a fork because I was too tired to be cool. It was soggy. I was cooler before.

That Hotpocket was so stale it had a second job. I ate it with a fork. I’m now a part-time employee too.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You ate a Hotpocket so old it was a legend, and you reheated it with a fork like you were trying to resurrect it. It was soggy and you looked like a failure.

That Hotpocket was a legend. I reheated it with a fork. I’m now a part-time legend too.

I ate that Hotpocket with a fork like it was a holy relic. It was soggy. I’m now a part-time holy man.

That Hotpocket was so old it had a biography. I ate it with a fork. I’m now a part-time author.

by Slangipedia 17d ago