A GAYJIT
A GAYJIT is when your buddy says he’s on his way, but he’s really stuck in his house trying to impress a guy he met on Tinder and still hasn’t left the bedroom.
'I’ll be there in 3 minutes!', he’s still trying to fix his hair and put on his best outfit.
'I’m coming now!', he’s still trying to convince his mom he’s not gay.
'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to get his pants on.