A GAYJIT

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A GAYJIT is when your mate says he’s right around the corner, but he’s actually crying in the shower trying to make his cock look good for some guy he met on Grindr and still hasn’t left his bedroom.

'I’ll be there in 5!', 30 minutes later, he shows up with a full face of glitter and a beard.

'I left my house 2 minutes ago!', he’s still in the hallway trying to convince his dad he’s not gay.

'I’ll be there in 2 minutes!', he’s still trying to fit his pants on.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A GAYJIT is when your friend lies about being close by because he’s too busy licking his own cock in the mirror and forgot he even promised to meet you.

'I’m right behind you!', he’s still in the car trying to get his hair straightened.

'I’m coming now!', he’s still arguing with his ex about how he’s ‘not gay’.

'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to convince his pet parrot he’s not gay.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A GAYJIT is when your buddy says he’s on his way, but he’s really stuck in his house trying to impress a guy he met on Tinder and still hasn’t left the bedroom.

'I’ll be there in 3 minutes!', he’s still trying to fix his hair and put on his best outfit.

'I’m coming now!', he’s still trying to convince his mom he’s not gay.

'I’ll be there in 5!', he’s still trying to get his pants on.

by Slangipedia 16d ago